I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan
me signing your yearbook
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?